Stupid Chave Monkey Awards 2010

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If you hate chavs, but love watching stupid people hurt themselves then you will love this…

The Stupid Chav Monkey award 2010.

Hello folks and welcome to the first “Stupid Chav Monkey Awards”. This is where you get to see the worst side of society (chavs) doing their typical chavvy activites with sometimes hilarious and painful results. The awards today are all based around one particular children’s toy. Lets see if you can guess what that toy is from these three crafty clues:

1. This piece of playground equipment is aimed at the 3 – 7 year old market and brings happiness to children all around the world.

2. It offers an exciting ride experience that makes you feel dizzy.

3. Most children refer to it as the big spinny disk or roundabout.

Yes, well done you guessed it. For those of you who didn’t it is infact “the Roundabout”. This is normally a piece of play park equipment that you can sit on and when pushed, spins you round at a pleasing pace bringing on a dizzy sensetion. Normally this is one of the safest places within a play park… until you let stupid people get on them. Step in the stupid chav monkeys. What could stupid chavs do with this harmless merriment? Well we have 6 contenders below all applying for the honour of being crowned the 1st ever (and maybe last depending on the feedback and law suites) Stupidest Chave Monkey 2010 Roundabout award. How do we know who is the winner? Well once you have watched all the contenders below simply leave a comment at the bottom of the post with who you think should win and maybe a little bit on why. Once all the votes have been counted I will…. do something with them… maybe. Anyway lets jump straight into the fun

Contestant number 1 likes shopping for bright shorts and working out his neck muscles:

Contestant number 2 loves smiling at cameras and takes any oppertunity to show off his break dancing skills, as shown towards the end of his clip:

Contestant number 3 is interested in novilty headwear and says he tryes to live life on the edge.

Contestant number 4 is actually a tag team of two young fillies. These girls do everything together and both dream of one day being able to fly.

Contestant number 5 likes fags (thats a cigaret for you yanks) and comes all the way from some other country.

And finally, contestant number 6 enjoys nothing more than showing off his superman impression.

Aghhhh ha ha ha… HA HA HA HA HA… its funny because it looked like it really hurt.. ha ha ha… aghhhhh.. If you think you have a winner please leave a comment and if you want others to share this sinless joy please >.