Voodoo Knife Block

Now here’s an interestingly brutal contraption, it’s only a Voodoo Knife Block! For those of you who are dark and perhaps a little twisted, you can have a savagely assaulted man standing in your kitchen doing the vital job of holding your knives.

The Voodoo knife block is aptly named. It is basically a typical knife block in which you can keep your sharp knives so you don’t have to dangerously leave them lying around the place. It is neatly crafted into the shape of a leaning bald person (I can’t assume it’s a man but it’s most likely).

It is made from the highest quality plastics and is available in either red, black or chrome effect which in my opinion is the most stylish. Red is just violence for the sake of violence in all honesty.

The knife block comes complete with a set of razor sharp knives which are best kept stabbed through the knife block rather than anything else. It’s as close as you’re going to come to a designer knife block and would look great in any modern kitchen.

For safety reasons the knives are magnetically held in place and there are plastic covers which should be applied when the knives are not in use.

It really is a great companion for anyone who gets lonely in the kitchen and would love to have a voodoo afflicted piece of modern art stood on the kitchen worktop, the Voodoo Knife Block is also extremely functional!